HarmonyHouse Newfoundlands - Newfoundland Dog Breeder
When you own a
· the sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!
· you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair
· it takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets
· people bring a change of clothing when they come to your house for a visit
· you walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who these people are
· you take your dog with you in the winter instead of a shovel, since your dog is capable of towing a stuck vehicle out of a snow drift
· your dog can hide an entire coke can (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"
· you carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle
· you purchased a 4-door pickup - sport utility vehicle - or any other large vehicle just to transport your dog
· you keep a "drool towel" in every room of your house.
· your purse looks like a diaper bag to hold drool towels and snacks
· your doggie disposal bag is a 30-gallon trash bag and it's full after one outing –
· visitors enter your house holding their privates protectively and wearing a rain coat
· when you take your dog for a ride he rests his head on your arm, causing you to make random right turns.
· you give up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub
· you have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants a drink
· when you stop at a stop light, everyone stares as your car rocks back and forth while the dog moves from window to window
· you avoid the dogs on your way out the door, so they won't smear your makeup or slime your outfit
· you learn to force a smile when asked, "do you have a saddle for that thing?"
· your monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment
· your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a large home, buy jet skis and a personal plane
· you have to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes are in the sink . . .
· the donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose
· your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you in the preparation by licking the spoon
· delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the driveway
· you purchased a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when he stands in front of the television
· you resign yourself to living without screen doors
· something small and dark moves quickly across the floor, but you don’t worry - you know it is a dog-hair dust bunny and not a mouse
· you grow to appreciate the look of strands of drool stuck to your ceilings and walls
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